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sblm pergi jauh....i want to proudly say that English is a stupid language...why? jom tgk kat bawah ni, aku taip apa.....

have you ever wondered why foreigners have trouble with the English Language?

Let's face it
English is a stupid language.
There is no egg in the eggplant
No ham in the hamburger
and neither pine nor apple in the pineapple.
English muffins were not invented in England
French fries were not invented in France.

we sometimes take English for granted
But if we examine its paradoxes we find that
Quicksand takes you down slowly
Boxing rings are square
And a guinea pig is neither from guinea nor is it a pig.

If writers write, how come fingers don't fing.
If the plural of tooth is teeth
Should't the plural of phone booth be phone beeth
why didn't the preacher praught.....

bnyak lg sebenarnya aku nak taip,tp malas plk....sbb esk aku nak ambil muet..hope this is the first and the last i seating for muet....

That is why
When the stars are out they are visible
But when the lights are out they are invisible
And why it is that when i wind up my watch
It starts
But when i wind up this observation,
It ends.......................